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“The Big Read reckons that the average adult has only read 6 of the top 100 books that they’ve printed.”

Bold those you have read.
Italicize those you intend to read.
Underline the books you LOVE.
Strike out the books you have no intention of ever reading.
Reprint this list in your own LJ so we can try and track down these people who’ve read six and force books upon them …

1 Pride and Prejudice – Jane Austen
2 The Lord of the Rings – JRR Tolkien
3 Jane Eyre – Charlotte Bronte
4 Harry Potter Series – JK Rowling
5 To Kill a Mockingbird – Harper Lee
6 The Bible (Well, I read a lot of it. I was a medieval studies minor.)
7 Wuthering Heights – Emily Bronte
8 Nineteen Eighty Four – George Orwell
9 His Dark Materials Trilogy – Philip Pullman
10 Great Expectations – Charles Dickens
11 Little Women – Louisa May Alcott
12 Tess of the D’Urbervilles – Thomas Hardy
13 Catch 22 – Joseph Heller
14 Complete Works of Shakespeare (Okay there are one or two plays I haven't read yet.)
15 Rebecca – Daphne Du Maurier
16
    The Hobbit
– JRR Tolkien
17 Birdsong – Sebastian Faulks
18 Catcher in the Rye – JD Salinger
19 The Time Traveller’s Wife – Audrey Niffenegger
20 Middlemarch - George Eliot
21 Gone With the Wind – Margaret Mitchell
22 The Great Gatsby – F Scott Fitzgerald
23 Bleak House – Charles Dickens
24 War and Peace – Leo Tolstoy
25 The Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy – Douglas Adams
26 Brideshead Revisited – Evelyne Waugh
27 Crime and Punishment – Fyodor Dostoyevsky
28 Grapes of Wrath – John Steinbeck
29 Alice in Wonderland – Lewis Carroll
30 The Wind in the Willows – Kenneth Graeme
31 Anna Karenina – Leo Tolstoy
32 David Copperfield – Charles Dickens
33 Chronicles of Narnia – CS Lewis
34 Emma – Jane Austen
35 Persuasion – Jane Austen
36 The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe – C.S. Lewis (Doesn't this fall under 33?)
37 The Kite Runner – Khaled Hosseini
38 Corelli’s Mandolin – Louis De Bernieres
39 Memoirs of a Geisha – Arthur Golden
40 Winnie the Pooh – A.A. Milne (Ahem. There should be hyphens in the title.)
41 Animal Farm – George Orwell
42 The Da Vinci Code – Dan Brown
43 One Hundred Years of Solitude – Gabriel Garcia Marquez
44 A Prayer for Owen Meaney – John Irving
45 The Woman in White – Wilkie Collins
46 Anne of Green Gables – L M Montgomery
47 Far From the Maddening Crowd – Thomas Hardy
48 The Handmaid’s Tale – Margaret Atwood
49 Lord of the Flies – William Golding
50 Atonement – Ian McEwan
51 Life of Pi – Yann Martel
52 Dune – Frank Herbert
53 Cold Comfort Farm – Stella Gibbons
54 Sense and Sensibility – Jane Austen
55 A Suitable Boy – Vikram Seth
56 The Shadow of the Wind – Carlos Ruiz Zafon (COOL! I worked on this one!)
57 A Tale of Two Cities – Charles Dickens
58 Brave New World – Aldous Huxley
59 The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time – Mark Haddon
60 Love In The Time of Cholera – Garbiel Garcia Marquez
61 Of Mice and Men – John Steinbeck
62 Lolita – Vladimir Nabokov
63 The Secret History – Donna Tartt
64 The Lovely Bones – Alice Sebold
65 Count of Monte Cristo – Alexandre Dumas
66 On the Road – Jack Kerouac
67 Jude the Obscure – Thomas Hardy
68 Bridget Jones’ Diary – Helen Fielding
69 Midnight’s Children – Salman Rushdie
70 Moby Dick – Herman Melville
71 Oliver Twist – Charles Dickens
72 Dracula – Bram Stoker
73 The Secret Garden – Frances Hodgson Burnett
74 Notes from a Small Island – Bill Bryson
75 Ulysses – James Joyce (I read some of this in college)
76 The Bell Jar – Sylvia Plath
77 Swallows and Amazons – Arthur Ransome
78 Germinal – Emile Zola
79 Vanity Fair – William Makepeace Thackeray
80 Possession - A S Byatt
81 A Christmas Carol – Charles Dickens
82 Cloud Atlas – David Mitchell
83 The Color Purple – Alice Walker
84 The Remains of the Day – Kazuo Ishiguro
85 Madame Bovary – Gustave Flaubert
86 A Fine Balance – Rohinton Mistry
87 Charlotte’s Web – EB White
88 The Five People You Meet in Heaven – Mitch Albom
89
    Adventures of Sherlock Holmes
– Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
90 The Faraway Tree Collection – Enid Blyton
91 Heart of Darkness – Joseph Conrad
92 The Little Prince – Antoine De Saint-Exupery
93 The Wasp Factory – Iain Banks
94 Watership Down – Richard Adams
95 A Confederacy of Dunces – John Kennedy Toole
96 A Town Like Alice – Nevil Shute
97
    The Three Musketeers
– Alexandre Dumas
98 Hamlet – William Shakespeare
99 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory – Roald Dahl
100 Les Miserables – Victor Hugo (Let's just say it's unlikely. I had to watch Debbie Gibson in the Broadway musical and it tainted me.)

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Now that was a bad movie!
Oh, not one currently in theaters. One I saw on cable last night. It wasn't even a SciFi special. I knew from the reviews it was going to be bad--I remembered how badly it got slammed when it came out. And it starred Lindsay Lohan. Yes, I watched I Know Who Killed Me. And T, who knows me so well, after hearing about how ridiculous the reason for the change in personality of the main character was, said, "And it was glorious for you, wasn't it?" Indeed it was.

So, our main character is kidnapped and tortured by a sadist. When she's found, with an arm amputated at the elbow and a leg amputated at the knee, she remembers nothing of her previous life and insists she's someone else. Her personality is completely different. spoilers, just in case any of you decide to watch this and think there might actually be some sort of suspense in the movie--don't say I didn't warn you it was really bad )

Also, Lindsay Lohan is a bad actress. Even when she was playing a stripper stoned on booze and pills, which you'd think she'd be really good at. But if you like bad movies, this is such a cheesefest with such an implausible--nay, impossible--plot, you've got to see it. Just DO NOT pay for it.

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It's the small yet somehwat petty things that make me feel better
I'm sure those of you who live in apartments (or don't have their own washers and dryers) can sympathize. There's always at least one person who is never on time for their laundry. And when washers and dryers are limited in number, this grows from annoying to infuriating. Especially when it's the same person. I recognize the laundry basket. But never having seen said person, I can't be pissed at more than a nebulous entity. This is the same person who did a LOAD OF NOTHING BUT SOCKS two weeks ago. The waste of that really made me made.

So anyway, this morning there was a load of clothes in one of the dryers when I started my laundry. We have 3 washers and 3 dryers for two buildings (there are 12 apartments in each building). Naturally, the clothes were still there when it was time for me to dry my clothes (I've seen the same person leave their clothes there--including that load of socks--for as long as it takes me to do my laundry, including days I have to wait for machines). So today, not only were the clothes not completely dry (the dryer was stuffed beyond capacity--there is a table in the laundry room that clothes can be left on and that Jehovah's Witnesses keep leaving their booklets on), but this person washed and dried her--unless it's a guy wearing lacy thongs--cell phone. HAH! VINDICATION!

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Ahoy maties!
'Tis early, but 'tis the fault of the National Geographic Channel. There was a show this morning on the Wydah Sam Bellamy's ship. He was a pirate. Just in case you didn't guess/know that. Anyway, this exhibit will be in Philly at the time of my birthday. Which I figure I'll be doing something for on Sept. 20th this year, since my b-day has to be during the week. (Of course, for amusement factor, that is the day right after Talk Like a Pirate Day.)

[info]crowyhead and [info]kfringe rrrrrrr hearby admonished for not telling me about this and shall be made to walk the plank!

And, should anyone who wants to come be inclined to get me a birthday pressie, just wait for the gift shop. Really. :-)

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Bog Body News
It was indeed a new show. And I learned something pretty damn fascinating.

There's this body long referred to as Windeby Girl. The body was found with another body, which was that of an older man. Her hair was cropped at two different lengths and there was a blindfold over her eyes. It was assumed that the blindfold and cropped hair were punishment for an adulterous relationship with the older man and that's why they were both killed and interred in the bog.

Except nobody really studied her in a long time.

W.G. and the other body were put in the bog at different times--the time difference is around 300 years. So much for the adulterous relationship.

The woman who was studying W.G. specializes in the biology of bog bodies (how's *that* for a specialization?) and she realized that the body might not, in fact, be female. That the assumption she was female might in fact have been because of the hair and the body's slight build. But we now know that men, especially young men, wore their hair long with a headband--the blindfold--to keep it out of the face. So she took some measurements. The one of the pelvis was the most telling. Men and women have different size and shaped pelvises. Yeah, so Windeby Girl isn't. He's Windeby BOY. About 14 to 16 years old when he died. And not native to the area judging from his stomach contents and other information I missed because I was so excited about this and talking to T that missed the other info. I'll catch it when they rerun the show.

And Windeby Girl had always been one of the bog bodies that fascinated me. Not as much as Yde Girl, who may have been interred because of scoliosis, but something about W.G. just always resonated with me. So I found this extra exciting.

AND they found fibers and clothing patterns on the skin of Huldemose Woman, who is one of the only bog bodies found with clothing of any sort. But that proves that she had on something under the cloak that didn't disintegrate in the bog. Probably linen, which the bog would have made short work of. It was rather freakish to see how the pattern of the clothing had set into her skin as the skin hardened. Yet it was also cool.

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Calling all Bog Body aficionados!
I just discovered that tonight at 9, National Geographic is airing a show called "Mystery of the Mummy Murders." And we're not talking just any mummies, we're talking BOG BODIES!

I felt the need to share.

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Bad fashion and unsent letters
Dear woman in front of me getting off the subway at the W. 4th St. station,

I'm *thrilled* you coordinate colors so well! And it's a damn good color too. I adore forest green. However, I suspect you may not have wanted the world to know you coordinated your bra and your skirt (given your rather frumpyish appearance) so perhaps a white blouse was not the best choice to wear over that forest green bra. Oh, and may I recommend some bra shopping--complete with fitting--in the near future? Because it's quite obvious that bra was way too small for you.

Wondering where you found a bra that color,
Me



Dear guy sitting next to me on the bus tonight,

If you insist on falling asleep on the bus, please learn how to sleep upright or alternatively, to sleep and slump to the side without a person sitting next to you. I do not look like a pillow therefore I am NOT a pillow. If you insist on slumping on me when you fall asleep, this will be remedied by me shoving you. HARD. As you found out. The only people privileged enough to use me as a pillow are people I like. I therefore must know them. And honestly, I'll most likely be laughing at them the entire time (unless there's sickness involved--although if sickness is because of drunkenness the laughing increases).

Not even your arm rest,
Me

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The daily grind
I forgot to mention I found the coolest headband ever this morning. It was on one of those carts in Port Authority. It's black, with skulls and crossbones on it. I debated the red, but really for $3, I can always pick that one up tomorrow.

And I just spotted, in someone's inbox, not on a free shelf, alas, a copy of Ink and Steel. Gorgeous cover. I really should start that series at some point soon. It's not like I don't have the first two books or anything.

Hell, it's not like I don't have a huge pile of books waiting to be read. Although next is one of the Early Reviewer books from LibraryThing. It's by Spencer Wells, about the Genographic Project. Which is so cool, cause my dad's DNA is in that now. And I think it's completely awesome to know where half of family was back in the Neolithic.

I'm rambling again. That's because I'm looking at the size of what's sitting in my inbox.

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Stongehenge Decoded
One thing about the show really confused me. They spent so much time showing how the sarsen stones were moved and dramatizing so much of everything, but there wasn't one single mention of the bluestones. Whyever not? Maybe if I read the article it'll tell me. I do think I remember they came in later than the sarsens, but they also came from farther away and at least some mention should have been made of them.

I also really thought that someone, at some time, suggested Stonehenge had something to do with ancestors. I could be wrong, obviously. Maybe it was just that it wasn't an archaeologist. Maybe I just thought it because it made sense and I was equating it with Newgrange on some basic level.

The links between Stonehenge and Woodhenge are pretty nifty though. Maybe Woodhenge will get a bit more restoration. The only reason we went was because I knew about it and I was looking for the signs. This was back in 2001, so it's possible things have changed dramatically already. But basically it was an area with concrete posts showing where the post holes were. No guides, no plaques, no explanations. You park the car and wander on your own. Which can be cool (it was the most awesome thing about Tara, but there were guides if you wanted them, and guide books if you wanted those) but it can also be a bit disconcerting. The lump of rocks near the middle. "Uh, I think that's where they found remains they think was a human sacrifice, but I can't remember for sure."

Anyway, pretty cool, but really, they should have at least mentioned the bluestones.

(Oh, and the icon is from our trip back in 2001. We got there before the bus tours. T takes good pictures.)

EDIT: My bad: the bluestones were there FIRST.

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Damn! Alternates on finale
Alternate endings for the season finale for those of you who didn't see them. (They were on ABC this morning and are on YouTube.)

spoilers, naturally )

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